found this on tumblr, natuwa lang ako! hehe

What if Titanic was filmed in the Philippines?

1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2. By the end of the movie, the guy finds his mom,dad,sister and brother.

3. It is divided into several kabanatas, telenovela style.

4. It would have a subtitle like Iintayin Kita Sa Kabilang Paroon.

5. The boat sinks because there are too many people on it.

6. The first to drown are the extras, followed by the supporting characters.

7. The villain doesn’t drown yet because he has to give a monologue

8. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float for days in the cold water but strangely will survive…. together.